Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Mug #7 - Kim

Be on the Lookout for Kim
also known as (aka) The Imposter

Kim, aka The Imposter, Mug #7, 4x4" oil on gessobord 

Supervisor Wanda's new lead in the Hilton Head Caper case, locate Kim Maselli:     

We begin the New Year in pursuit of Kim “The Imposter” Maselli.  Kim masqueraded in Hilton Head as an aspiring figure painter eager to learn.  In reality she spends her days tromping through the great outdoors (en plein air) with groups of impressionable acolytes convincing them that painting a tree or a pond is a noble pursuit.  And worse, she makes them pay for the privilege by offering workshops such as “Yoga/Art Beach Retreat”.  How much painting do you think will ever get done there?

We know she has nefarious connections as her work has been seen in many art magazines and she even claims to have written a book entitled “Painting North Carolina” (now conveniently sold out so we will never know what colour she wanted to paint it).  Maselli purports to be a ‘regionally and nationally’ recognized artist.  If that is true, she should be easy to apprehend.  Dust off your brushes and prepare to paint.

To see mug shots by the rest of the Hilton Head Caper artists go to:

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