Friday, November 30, 2012

Mug #3 - Kim

Kim is the third suspect in the 2012 Hilton Head Caper series

Kim "The Scoop" Rosse
4x4", oil on gessobord

 A week ago Supervisor Wanda Rottenfussser sent out an immediate lead:  Black Friday and word of another sinister crime has come to my attention.  Kim "The Scoop" Rosser has been seen at the infamous Gelati Celesti in Richmond, Va. stuffing children with (gasp!) homemade pumpkin gingersnap ice cream.  These children are already stuffed with turkey making this even more evil.  She has also been known to depict family members as chickens and has been observed ruthlessly cropping the faces of associates before embalming them in paint.  She must be stopped.

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